Oh, my karaoke bar story. This is so funny. I went out for a few drinks on Wednesday even though I was only going to have one and go on my merry way. So Neil, Shawn and I go across the street to my new favorite hangout, and Shawn thinks it rocks too, the Double Gee, for karaoke night. After a while, Shawn is kind of pacing around. Neil and I were talking and not really paying attention, we thought he was just acting goofy because he was drunk. Then I looked at him and said you have some shit on your teeth. He had been smoking cigars so I thought it was tobacco or something. So he goes down to the bathroom, comes back up and it still pacing around, acting weird. Finally, he comes back and was like ok I have to tell you guys something.I know you think I�m really drunk but I�m not--I got in a fight in high school and my front tooth is half-fake. And it fell off, I just lost it in the bar, I need you guys to help me find it. I think Neil and I almost peed our pants. So we were like ok, we�ll help you look for it. If you haven�t been to the Double Gee, it is not what I would call super cleanly and they have popcorn so there is popcorn pieces all over the floor which when stepped on, appear to be amazingly toothlike in the dimlit bar atmosphere. So we are looking on the floor, few other people help us look and Shawn gets a flashlight. This whole situation is still totally entertaining to Neil and I, not so much to Shawn. So this little karaoke groupie, Debbie, who is kind of a short, chubby lady with a bowl cut hairdo, who spends hours pouring over the karaoke book AND brings a legal pad of karaoke notes with her, comes up to Neil and goes I found his tooth. So Neil offers to buy her a drink and she requests a �white soda�. I don�t think I have been that entertained in a bar in quite some time. Poor Shawn, I think he was going to make a surprise appearance at the dentist. So, I have now seen him without a front tooth, although I still really prefer the full front tooth look

I am trying to take this afternoon off. I had originally had it off, and cancelled it because I�m not going camping until tomorrow. But now that I have to make a buttload of pasta salad, get a haircut, get my stuff together for camping, go see my sister�s new house and play kickball tonight, I am thinking a little time on my hands would be a good thing. I haven�t heard back from JZ (my boss) yet.

I can look at my blog stats and find out how people were referred, for example if they clicked on the link from my posts on the kickball message boards or if they did a google search. Yesterday, someone did a google search for �blog las Vegas hooker� and they got a link to my blog. Today, someone did a search for �happy birthday jingles� and got a link to my blog. I should start putting in random stuff like britney spears sucks dick and see if it gets a hit. Oh wait, I just did. Well, I guess I�ll see if it gets a google hit. Maybe if I put Travis Jervey is a hottie and he does a google search on himself and it hits then he will l realize I am out here... Or not.

Fantastic, I got the all clear to take this afternoon off. Have a splendid weekend! I will be back with all the camping tales that are suitable for public knowledge on Monday. Oh, and I just flipped my damn English muffin with strawberry jelly upside down onto my sweatshirt. So now I have strawberry jelly on that too, damn good thing it's black. Maybe I should only eat white and clear foods from now on.

Jess

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